You’d think after so many years of sexual activity in your life as well as with your girlfriend you’d run out of new things to try.
WHY IS FAIRYBREAD A THING NOW
WHY IS IT AN INTERNET SENSATION
IT IS AN AUSTRALIA AND NZ PARTY FOOD
WHY ARE PEOPLE MAKING RECIPES FOR IT
IT IS BREAD AND SPRINKLES
IT ISN’T THAT BLOODY HARD
AND SOME PEOPLE ARE USING NUTELLA INSTEAD OF BUTTER
THAT ISN’T FAIRY BREAD
DON’T GET CRAFTY WITH US
ALSO IT ISN’T A STONER FOOD
LITTLE KIDS HAVE IT AT PARTIES
I remember a while back you used to constantly put up short stories and I would just love reading them. Do you think you will ever start putting them up on here again or have you just stopped in general?
Asked - jetadoresoleil
I am both humbled that you remembered and disappointed within myself for letting down someone who clearly enjoyed them; the most recent story was here.
Recently I have found my creative way with words does not flow so passionately as it once did. However, I am continuing to endeavour to return to the place I once loved. I am my own worst enemy in judging what I write, so it quite often does not end up here embraced by the blue screen.
I often endeavour in the company of reading to push my creations out of my head and into paper, I may just relish this encouragement to motivate myself further,
Yes because I am a ‘straight white guy’ I must fit all of the stereotypes, and be such a disgustingly horrible person.
Hang on, let me find my fedora before I explain to you why I’m an asshole who’s ‘never had to fight for anything’. Your generalisations are completely accurate.
Before I had tumblr I had no idea there were any sexualities other than heterosexual and homosexual. I never considered gender inequalities still existed.
That doesn’t mean I was purposely trying to discriminate or upset people.
There is a difference between being just ignorant of something and purposefully discriminating.
Give someone a chance to learn and be enlightened before you slam them as rude, horrible people
Just spent $450 on clothes. I shall now look dapper as fuck every day.