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May 22nd, 2013

rohnert-park:

lushious:

Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure

‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’

omfg what a great man

(via trololz)

Life?

articulatethoughts:

L.I.F.E.

Life isn’t fucking easy.

Okay, okay, hold up.

You want to try and convince me that life can be used as an acronym which stands for that? 

Hang on, you used the word you’re breaking down in your break down.

So, if I were to read that right, I’d be saying “life isn’t fucking easy - isn’t fucking easy” because you’d have to keep breaking down “life”? You’d never be done saying it with this logic… the word would be infinite because you’d have to keep expanding that first word of your definition.

I may be doing an unnecessary mind fuck to myself here, but why do people have to try and be inspirational but be stupid at the same time?

Rather, why do people try to be inspirational with quotes at all? Do something that means something, be inspirational that way. Piss off with your sappiness.

It’s been a long, but very good day :)

pizza:

rockandkrull:

pizza:

i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it

actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse

i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post 

(via lozoza)

May 21st, 2013

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

image

(via articulatethoughts)

raisehightheroofbeamkimbo:

God please let this happen.

raisehightheroofbeamkimbo:

God please let this happen.

Smeared yoghurt all over my girlfriends face.

Happy Birthday :p

sundaymornincomindown:

veganrantss:

White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.

oh damn

(via teaisfortia)




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