May 2013
Life?
articulatethoughts:
L.I.F.E.
Life isn’t fucking easy.
Okay, okay, hold up.
You want to try and convince me that life can be used as an acronym which stands for that?
Hang on, you used the word you’re breaking down in your break down.
So, if I were to read that right, I’d be saying “life isn’t fucking easy - isn’t fucking easy” because you’d have to keep breaking down “life”? You’d never...
It’s been a long, but very good day :)
pizza:
rockandkrull:
pizza:
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
Smeared yoghurt all over my girlfriends face.
Happy Birthday :p
sundaymornincomindown:
veganrantss:
White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
oh damn
Danielle: invent saviour for tumblr app and ill forever hate you
(Normally people would say love you, but that’s boring, and out of character).
wildernesswolves:
Is it November 23 yet?
Thai dinner with the girlfriend to celebrate 6 months :)
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Temper Trap and 30 Seconds To Mars, for those who are asking :)
Being tweeted by your two favourite bands in just over a month.
My life is awesome.
octopenis:
An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.
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jaydeleau:
so you mean to tell me that guys can get a ton of condoms for free
but i’m still paying like $10 for tampons/pads a month
even tho i did not sign the terms and conditions for this ‘menstruation’ shit for the next 30 years?
guys dont HAVE to have sex u know
but sure lets make sure they’ve got everything they need
cus i definitely love using the last of my money on shit to make...
People are lame..
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pls dood, i fan
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Boredom strikes again….
thelilnan:
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
OKAY
AJAX SOAP
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
April 2013
