October 2011
I’m there for you, but will you do the same for me?
I hate that I’ve been forced to always question if people’s motives are similar to my own and easily replicated.
To put it bluntly I'd fuck you.
So in light of my recent spam, I have discovered Eddie Izzard is coming to Brisbane next month.
I AM SO EXCITED.
I’ve been waiting for him to come in so long, he would have to be my favourite stand up, he isn’t insulting and doesn’t swear a lot he uses history for his humour.
It’s clever and smart.
and i really can’t sum him up well and do him justice.
ughhh so...
This is my reality.: Eddie Izzard: On dating →
aripinthefabricofreality:
(Silkily) "Why, Susan, I really... (Squeakily) ..kind of fancy you." "I saw you in the...
(Squeaks) ..playground." I had to chat up girls.
l'd only tagged them before. I didn't have the power to say,
"Susan, I saw you in class today, "as the sun shone with a brilliant
light that caught your...
“You say ” ‘erbs” and we say “herbs” because there’s a fucking “H” in it!”
– Eddie Izzard <3 (via ivebeeninked)
Kinda been avoiding Facebook a lot more recently.
I seriously need to meet people, ones who aren’t judgmental fucks and don’t change their minds as soon as something else comes up…
mattlawson:
Some people are so oblivious to the impact they have on others.
I wish I trusted more easily.
yet I’m happy that I don’t.
I struggle to understand myself anymore.
Relative to it's size. The barnacle has the...
Fun fact.
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“The so-called ‘psychotically depressed’ person who tries to kill herself doesn’t...”
– David Foster Wallace (via danseurs)
curiositywillkill:
There is something wrong with the silence There is something wrong with the noise Something wrong in everything, Something right in nothing,
There is something right in nothing.
Something is wrong.
Start writing, in the middle of a story and you...
Typical. I haven’t written in weeks and this is what i get.
ugh.
"Nehmen Sie die Welt wie sie ist, nicht wie es...
German Proverb.
I love this saying.
If you haven't already go to the movies and see...
Great Concept and an interesting movie, yes Justin Timberlake stars, for some that’s a good thing, for others that’s a bad. For me, I didn’t like Justin, still don’t but his standing definitely improved after watching this. It was a great movie, brilliant plot.
A customer claimed today that my name wasn't Sam...
Stupidity should be a crime punishable by death…
Affection would be nice.
If its saying im starting to follow you.
It’s cos tumblr made me unfollow you for some reason.
So don’t get upset and whinge please.
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darthgaydar asked: Pick five people from Tumblr whom you would shamelessly fuck their brains out for a good 24 hours straight.
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Anonymous asked: Whatever date you want it to be. Choose!
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Anonymous asked: Choose 5 people from tumblr that you would go on a date with SEPARATELY.
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myeverydayramblings-deactivated asked: Do you enjoy goon? Are you are virgin? Are you a lesbian? Would you eat a cochroach for $1000?
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Anonymous asked: If you were a woman for a day how would you spend it?
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Anonymous asked: If you could go on a date with five people from tumblr who would you pick?
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Anonymous asked: Where's my sexy story?
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darthgaydar asked: What was your first alcoholic drink? Can you do a handstand? An african or European swallow?
Ask me stuff for the next 25 mins. - Absolutely... →
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myeverydayramblings replied to your post: myeverydayramblings replied to your post:…
i wanted to ignore your sarcasm and reinforce how we are such wonderful and PURE and UNBROKEN human beings.
You’re human. There’s nothing pure or unbroken about it; humans were never pure, nor never “unbroken” that would suggest they are perfect which we are not. (And as much as you...
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myeverydayramblings replied to your post: youthfulswagger replied to your post:…
damn right we are!!
If you cannot detect sarcasm by now Elise, you shall have a very interesting and confusing life. :P
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youthfulswagger replied to your post: youthfulswagger replied to your post:…
oh ho ho
I’m sure you aren’t ho’s, you seem like delightful women!
